When you find a cockroach in a pie served a la mode,
although you may be loath to broach or tell the episode,
because the chef’s beyond reproach, or lest his head explode,<\/p>\n\n\n\n
the topic, still, you should approach!
For that cockroach *will* encroach,
and all your pie he’ll try to poach
(he’s very fast, no slowcoach roach),<\/p>\n\n\n\n
and all your ice cream he’ll erode,
and your piecrust, discommode.
Your whipped cream now he is bestrode!
Through your filling he has strode,
That bloated beast, that six-legged toad,
the blessed chef’s chief antipode!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A lot of pie and self-reproach now make a heavy load,
I’ll lick my wounds (and plate), encoach myself upon the road,
And find myself a better coach for penning my next ode!\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
When you find a cockroach in a pie served a la mode,although you may be loath to broach or tell the episode,because the chef’s beyond reproach, or lest his head…<\/p>\n